Khamis, 21 Ogos 03 - Dah lama tak taruk citer jokes. Hari ni gua letak satu. Source::Emel Shimi...
Queen Elizabeth, Saddam Hussein and Bush died and all went to Hell.
Queen Elizabeth: "I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there." So she called and talked for about 5 minutes...
Then she said: "Well, devil... how much do I owe u?"
Devil: "5 million dolars..!" Five million dolars??? She made him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair...
Saddam was so jealous, he starts screaming, "Me too, me too, I wanna call the Iraq, I wanna see how everybody is doing too." He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said, "Well devil, how much do I owe u???"
Devil: "10 million dollars!" Ten million dollars??? He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair...
Bush was extremely jealous too. He starts screaming and screaming... "I wanna call US! I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I wanna talk to everybody." He called US and he talked for about twenty hours, he has talking ang talking and talking and talking...
Then he said: "Well devil, how much do I owe u?"
Devil: "1 dollar..!"
Only one dollar??? Bush screamed... ONLY ONE DOLLAR?????
The devil says: "Well, from hell to hell it's local call!"
Hehehe... :D
SWAT::Special Weapon And Tactic
Shima: "Nak jumpa pukul berapa kat sana nanti?"
Gua: "Tak kisahlah kul bape pun. Janji sebelom kul 9 malam, aku dah ada kat sana!"
Mai: "Kau memang selalu macam tu! Janji tak penah awal..."
Gua: "Malas nak berjanji! Yang pasti sebelum kul 9... Ok!"
Gua sampai TGV KLCC pukul 8.30 malam. Ingat nak lambat lambatkan masa sikit lagi, tapi macam mana ntah jadi awal lak, gua pun pelik. Tapi takpelah... alang alang dah sampai awal, apa kata ronda ronda dulu, usha usha awek ker... hehe! Masuk tandas, keluar tandas... tengok jam dah hampir pukul 9.00. Cepat cepat gua naik ke floor TGV. Shimi, Mai ngan Shima takde lagik? Huh, janji nak cepat... Tengok, gua jugak yang sampai awal! [Tu yang malas nak berjanji tuh!]
Wah... best giler citer SWAT nih! Tak menyesal tengok! Banyak aksi yang mendebarkan. Main kejar kejar cam polis sentri, meletup... "Tebabo" dan gaduh gaduh ala gado-gado. Heh! Gua bagi 4 bintang 1 setengah anak bulan. Tapi bila tengok SWAT ni, gua teringat kat satu filem orang kite - Gerak Khas. [Mat Jan kata Gelak Khas!] Alahai... kalau nak dibandingkan, macam basikal tua Raleigh ngan Ducati 996. Cukuplah sekadar gua cakap macam tu, nanti orang berkenaan marah pulak. Nanti dikatanya gua nak komdem filem tempatan, tapi itulah hakikatnya. Sapa tengok nanti cuba cubalah compare 2 cerita ni...
Bercakap pasal skuad khas ni, teringat gua kat satu entry forum pasal 'Polis Jahat'. Jom, jenguk balik kat sini!
Queen Elizabeth, Saddam Hussein and Bush died and all went to Hell.
Queen Elizabeth: "I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there." So she called and talked for about 5 minutes...
Then she said: "Well, devil... how much do I owe u?"
Devil: "5 million dolars..!" Five million dolars??? She made him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair...
Saddam was so jealous, he starts screaming, "Me too, me too, I wanna call the Iraq, I wanna see how everybody is doing too." He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said, "Well devil, how much do I owe u???"
Devil: "10 million dollars!" Ten million dollars??? He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair...
Bush was extremely jealous too. He starts screaming and screaming... "I wanna call US! I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I wanna talk to everybody." He called US and he talked for about twenty hours, he has talking ang talking and talking and talking...
Then he said: "Well devil, how much do I owe u?"
Devil: "1 dollar..!"
Only one dollar??? Bush screamed... ONLY ONE DOLLAR?????
The devil says: "Well, from hell to hell it's local call!"
Hehehe... :D
SWAT::Special Weapon And Tactic
Shima: "Nak jumpa pukul berapa kat sana nanti?"
Gua: "Tak kisahlah kul bape pun. Janji sebelom kul 9 malam, aku dah ada kat sana!"
Mai: "Kau memang selalu macam tu! Janji tak penah awal..."
Gua: "Malas nak berjanji! Yang pasti sebelum kul 9... Ok!"
Gua sampai TGV KLCC pukul 8.30 malam. Ingat nak lambat lambatkan masa sikit lagi, tapi macam mana ntah jadi awal lak, gua pun pelik. Tapi takpelah... alang alang dah sampai awal, apa kata ronda ronda dulu, usha usha awek ker... hehe! Masuk tandas, keluar tandas... tengok jam dah hampir pukul 9.00. Cepat cepat gua naik ke floor TGV. Shimi, Mai ngan Shima takde lagik? Huh, janji nak cepat... Tengok, gua jugak yang sampai awal! [Tu yang malas nak berjanji tuh!]
Wah... best giler citer SWAT nih! Tak menyesal tengok! Banyak aksi yang mendebarkan. Main kejar kejar cam polis sentri, meletup... "Tebabo" dan gaduh gaduh ala gado-gado. Heh! Gua bagi 4 bintang 1 setengah anak bulan. Tapi bila tengok SWAT ni, gua teringat kat satu filem orang kite - Gerak Khas. [Mat Jan kata Gelak Khas!] Alahai... kalau nak dibandingkan, macam basikal tua Raleigh ngan Ducati 996. Cukuplah sekadar gua cakap macam tu, nanti orang berkenaan marah pulak. Nanti dikatanya gua nak komdem filem tempatan, tapi itulah hakikatnya. Sapa tengok nanti cuba cubalah compare 2 cerita ni...
Bercakap pasal skuad khas ni, teringat gua kat satu entry forum pasal 'Polis Jahat'. Jom, jenguk balik kat sini!